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Homo Passiens - the missing link species evolved through football

Article Category: Sports

Author Name: Homo Passiens

New book proclaims that football is the missing link
The news every football fan has been waiting to hear –
man evolved through the beautiful game
Man may have evolved from primates, but why is it that a human has the perfect shaped head to header a football and yet it would be impossible for today's primates? Why does man walk on two legs, probably the most unstable evolutionary connotation of them all?
Why? Because man's evolution was guided through love of our nation's favourite sporting pastime – football. It's all in the brilliant new book by Edinburgh author Mike McInnes.
McInnes elaborates the hypothesis of bipedal football neoteny as the seed and driving force of human evolution in a series of interviews with the fictional Professor Gordon P. Smith, of St Andrews University, Fife, Scotland, that will change forever how we view evolution and football. Read how Gordon P. Smith, the Professor of Archaeology and Paleoanthropology at St Andrews University, articulates a new theory of evolution, and claims that Homo Passiens – Man the Footballer, is the founder species of the genus homo, from 2.5 million years ago, and that Homo sapiens is an imposter - a recently arrived and derivative subspecies.
Be prepared to have your mind bent, twisted, contorted and turned in the journey through space, time, and evolution, such that you will never be the same again. Homo Passiens - Man the Footballer, sets about expounding the farcical theory that football has been the driving force behind the evolution of mankind.
Professor Smith, challenges the experts at FIFA, as well as Professor Yuval Harari (author of SAPIENS), and the faculties of Homo Sapiens evolutionary science, Archaeology, Palaeontology, Anthropology, Anatomy, Physiology, Psychology, and Psychiatry.
Learn about Football Infanity and the fannabinoid hormones (related to cannabinoids)/ hopamine (related to dopamine)/hopoids (related to opoids)/the hoppocampus (related to hippocampus)/Scortisol (related to cortisol)/scorotonin (related to serotonin) and other hormones and genes expressed and articulated by Homo passsiens, and Femo passiens fans and football players.
Enjoy the super lucid neurology of dreamsong and dreamchant physiology and psychology, and gamma wave electrophysiology, aimed at opposition fans and players during bipedal neotenous football play, not dissimilar to bird song and tree frog chanting hormone synthesis and release.
Consider the super lucid REM wake dream physiology and mirror neurone activation articulated by Homo passiens fans and football players during bipedal neotenous football play, positive for their team, and negative for the opposition.
View the fabulous carved Scottish Petrospheres (Fitba'spheres) in 'Football' Festival Square, Edinburgh, beautiful prehistoric football art that archaeology has never been able to explain, and causes schisms and rifts in archaeology and anthropology museums and faculties across the world.
Homo Passiens is written by Mike McInnes and brilliantly illustrated by the award winning illustrator Matt Kenyon. The foreword to the book is written by Irvine Welsh, the leading author, novelist, playwright & thinker responsible for such works as Trainspotting, The Acid House, Marabou Stork Nightmares, Filth, Glue, Porno.
Irvine Welsh said, "Now I finally get it. Homo sapiens is a recently arrived imposter in the evolution of the genus homo, a mountebank, a charlatan, a confidence trickster, a fraud, a fraudster, a rogue, a villain, a scoundrel, a quack. All that academic stuff about consciousness, language, civilisation, farming, technology, science, philosophy, music, literature, poetry, art and so on, emanating exclusively from, and created by, homo sapiens, is evolutionary hogwash.
"It all came, not from homo sapiens, as this recently arrived pathological lying subspecies claims endlessly and repeatedly in schools, in text books, in literature, in countless evolutionary and cultural journals, and in all institutions of higher learning, but from the original and founder species homo - homo passiens – from man the footballer."
After reading Homo Passiens – Man the Footballer, football will never be the same again.
-ENDS-

Keywords: football, evolution, homo sapiens, darwinism

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